Friday, December 21, 2007

' Tis the season...

to be TIRED! Yep, that's right. I said it. I just couldn't resist. That's how I truly feel these days. And this post will probably make you even more tired. Consider this a warning that the post is super long and will probably wear you out just from reading it.
I know it's been well over a month since I last posted (Wii post for my brother doesn't really count). I don't know what my deal is. Wait. I take that back. I know exactly what my problem is. I've been entirely too busy (more to come on what's been going on, see below). It seems like every time I think about posting, I change my mind.

It all started right around Thanksgiving. I kind of took a break by default to the holiday and then I went on my business trips and next thing I know, I'm three weeks behind! The blog break actually felt nice. I think I was a little burnt out on posting.

Now don't get me wrong, I've continued to read everyone else's but just had no desire to personally post. I'm just not feeling very witty, creative, etc. It's probably because I've exhausted all of my creative energy on everyone else's Christmas cards. I also think it may have something to do with EVERYONE having a blog now. It's hard to come up with my own ideas and posts after viewing all of the others'. There's just too many out there... some are funny, some are boring, and some are just arrogant. I can't believe the nerve some people have. The things they post, it's like they think they're invisible just because they use "mr and mrs (insert pseudo name here)." Oh well, enough about that.


I guess the real reason I'm back is because I've had several people tell me that they've missed me and I'm just curious as to how many will actually post welcoming me back and/or wishing us a Merry Christmas. Which actually brings me to my next topic... Starbucks! Who doesn't love Starbucks??? I believe we all do, especially at this time of year. So I'm "passing the cheer" and giving away a Lil' Christmas present (a Starbucks gift card) to one of you who leaves a comment between now and Christmas Day. I'll actually give you until the 26th. It's also to celebrate our 1 year anniversary since we (read I) started this family blog. I can't believe I even care about this thing a year later!

Now, on to what we've been up to since Thanksgiving...


Above is our family picture at the Christmas Tree Farm two days after Thanksgiving. Isn't Bailey the funniest? I just love it when she cocks her little head to the side like that. It's as if she's thinking, "Mom, are you serious? Am I really posing for a family picture while wearing this ridiculous scarf of yours? Geez, I can't wait until you have a child so you'll stop torturing me. But wait! Does that mean I'll get less treats and fewer belly rubs? Maybe I'll deal with this one photo."


Next we have a pic of our wounded Bailey during Thanksgiving break. Yes, this is another story in which I feel merits a chapter in our own book, Bailey and Me. Like I said earlier, I'm just not feeling very witty so I'm going to save this story for a rainy day. Let's just say it involves us finding a chewed up strand of Christmas lights in the back yard (light bulb glass and all)!

I've had all of my Christmas decorations complete since the end of November for many reasons... I wanted to enjoy them for as long as I could, I hosted a spa party for some girlfriends the night before I left town on business, and I knew I would be in a bad mood if I had to decorate as soon as I got back from being out of town for two weeks (putting me too late into December to be putting two trees up).



Above are pictures of my outdoor decorations. I just love the glittered presents made of wrought iron that I got for 1/2 price! I'm also pretty proud of the wreaths since I made them myself. I've actually been making all of my own door decor since I have two doors and it costs me twice as much! I found the paper-mache flowers at the wholesale florist and decided to turn them into wreaths since they coordinated with the stripes and polka dots on the presents. All in all, I liked how it turned out so much that it inspired me to decorate a second tree that you'll see later in the post.



The tree pictured above is our real tree this year. It's filled with all of my Radko ornaments that I've been collecting over the years. It never fails, each year, while I'm decorating, I break an ornament. Yes, it's my fault, no one else to blame but myself. (That's pretty obvious since I'm the only one who decorates the tree. Do you sense bitterness? I don't know why you would. No, it's probably better that way since Russell doesn't stand a chance meeting my standards.) So Russell says to me, as a dirty word slips out of my mouth in perfect harmony with the clashing of the glass ornament, "Was it a good one?" And I think to myself, (read I say) "No, Babe, it was a bad one. One I didn't like. Just bought it for the heck of it. Good thing it only cost me $50 on sale." Bless his heart. Sometimes he's so naive. Just another reason I love him so. Mainly because he has no clue how much I've spent on Christmas ornaments alone. Good thing it was before we married!



Our second tree posted above is a "faux" pencil tree that my mother gave me to use in the foyer. I was inspired by my outdoor decor to put this tree up in the entryway. This is the tree you can see from the road through the front door windows.



Another funny story about Bailey and the pictures above... One evening while I was cooking (rare event), I heard Bailey growling out the window. I knew she was anxiously awaiting her father to come home from work. She loves to guard the window and just watch the road until Russell pulls up the drive. However, she doesn't really growl often so I went to inspect what was bothering her. I had just gotten home so she had been locked up in the back yard while I was out and about. I totally forgot that our next door neighbors had put out their yard decorations. Sure enough, she was disturbed by the big blow-up bears in our neighbor's yard. Russell carried her over to check (read sniff) them out as soon as he got home. Our Bailey, she's such the guard dog!


Another big event this month was my best friend, Sara Beth's brain surgery. Sara Beth and I have been the greatest of friends for over 25 years now. She, Laine, Lyndsey and I hold some deep dark high school dirt on each other. It was only natural that we asked her if she subconsciously told anything on us when she was under the knife.

Many of you may recall her story that I shared back at Easter. Well, she's doing great since her successful surgery on the 11th. You can keep up with her progress here at her Caring Bridge Site. In the meantime, she went on a date with one of her doctor's assistants last night so I'd say she's back to her ole' charming self!

Oh, I apologize for the graphic pic above but I just couldn't resist a shot of her staples! Besides, it was my only way of showing her what they looked like... through my digital camera.


You can tell by the picture above that the Christmas cards started rolling in last week. I have so many to add that I think I'll have to start displaying them elsewhere. Just so you know, I'm super behind on my cards this year. Actually, I'll be just on time since we're sending out New Year's cards instead of Christmas. You see, I knew that I would be late so I just decided to alter them a bit so it looked like I really had my stuff together. We all know that's not true! However, Russell's now concerned that everyone will think we're not Christians!!! But really, after designing everyone else's Christmas cards this year, I was over it and couldn't come up with a design for my own. It's kinda like that saying, "the cobbler's children never have any shoes." I guess that's me this year!


Lastly, our Bailey Girl turned a whopping 1 year old last Friday 12/14. She celebrated with a real ham bone and a new interactive stuffed toy that barks. Just what every dog needs!

'Tis the season to be grateful for family, friends, and pets!!!
Merry Merry,
Hill

Friday, December 7, 2007

Wii Selling a Wii!!!

Looks like this is the hottest Christmas gift this year for both kids and adults! My brother has a Wii Sports Pack for sale on ebay. Just thought I would share with you all the opportunity to make your highest offer instead of going through the hassle of bidding. Just post below and I'll contact you for him.


Here's all of the info...

Up for sale is a Brand New Nintendo Wii Console System with 5-Game Sports Disk & Wii Remote, and Nunchuck and a Free Remote Jacket. I will also send the Walmart receipt with the Wii for the warranty from Walmart. Fast shipping as soon as payment is received, and I am giving FREE INSURANCE and will email you the TRACKING NUMBER. Please feel free to ask any questions, and Happy Holidays!

INCLUDES:

Wii Console

Wii Console stand

Wii remote

Wii remote jacket

Nunchuck

Sensor bar

Wii AC adapter

Wii AV cable

Sports Game Disc 5 Games: Tennis, Baseball, Boxing, Golf & Bowling

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Tomorrow is the Last Day for Christmas Card Orders!




*** We will not be accepting NEW orders after 5pm on Wednesday, November 14th! ***

Head on over and check out the Address to Impress blog for all of your Holiday needs!

Don't worry, we're staying up all night and can have a proof ready for you to approve tomorrow. We still have time to get your Christmas cards and gifts taken care of. Just think, now you'll have them in time to send out immediately after Thanksgiving!

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Thursday, November 8, 2007

1st Year Wedding Anniversary - Paper


This weekend was great! We had absolutely nothing planned for once, or so I thought. We took the new Jeep out for a ride and started our Saturday morning off by visiting the coffee shop, Higher Ground, for a cup of joe and a fresh pastry. Russell continued to read his intense book, The Road, while I surfed the web and worked on some Address to Impress Christmas card orders.


Saturday morning was great but the afternoon was even better. I had no clue that Russell would surprise me with plans for the evening. Our 1 year anniversary is coming up on Sunday, November 11th. We decided to stick to the traditional anniversary gifts. The first year is paper. He wanted to give me my paper gift this weekend since we'll be in Starkville for the 'Bama game next weekend, the actual date of our anniversary. So, it was tickets to the musical Hairspray at the Orpheum! He also had reservations for us at Stella's, downtown. We had a great time! Thank you so much for the wonderful date, Russell.


If you know me well at all, you know I don't care for surprises. I don't know what my deal is. I think it has something to do with me not being in control of the situation. Now don't get me wrong, I love a good surprise after it's taken place, like my engagement for example. I'm just not good at keeping them a secret. I think I just get so excited about my gift or idea that I end up telling it early or giving it away and then have to come up with an additional gift when the day comes. Don't worry... I don't spoil other people's surprises, just my own.


Well, two weeks ago, we were eating dinner at the Como Steakhouse and I went ahead and gave Russell his paper gift. I got him tickets to see Willie Nelson. I know I should have waited but the tickets were burning a hole in my purse. Besides, I needed to tell him early just in case he had other plans that day and I needed to try and sell them. Note: if you know me AT ALL, you know that I can justify every single one of my actions. I've always been good at this. If you're feeling like you might have made the wrong decision about something, give me a call, I'll make you believe it was the best choice for everyone.


Russell has seen Willie more than a dozen different times in MS, TN, AL, and TX, but that didn't keep him from enjoying the gift. The tickets were for Sunday night so we had an "event"ful weekend, to say the least.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

A Trick & Some Treats

Some Treats...
The weather was perfect on Halloween night so Russell and I decided to sit on the porch and pass out the treats. We had candy, glow necklaces and bracelets, and play dough for the little ones. It was a hit!






And the Trick...
By nine o'clock, most all of the Trick or Treat-ers had come by and were in bed for school the next day. Russell and I decided to go up to the local pizza shop for dinner. We turned off the porch light to let any stragglers know we were no longer handing out candy. We planned on cleaning everything up once we returned. However, something told me that I should have moved everything inside before we left...

Notice anything different?

Obviously someone decided to take it upon themselves to steal the rest of our candy! They left the play dough, so I guess that tells you they weren't young and innocent.

Bailey was trying to "sniff" their tracks but she was more interested in the candy.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Practicing for Tomorrow...


So I thought I might should test Bailey in her Halloween costume to make sure she's ready for the big day. Good idea, I thought! Better yet, NOT good idea because she obviously hates having anything stuffed on her back.

Bailey loves all things stuffed... hence the reason our house is still standing. I'm a big believer in supplying her with enough bones and stuffed animals to keep her occupied. Yes, she usually chews the eyes off in one hour and tears the stuffing out in a couple of days but that's why I now buy her stuffed animals at the Dollar Tree.

She would just shake and shake trying to get the stuffed wings off of her back, all while I was trying to get a decent picture. Let's just say that I highly doubt she'll be making her debut tomorrow as the Angel we all know she is. Good thing she doesn't need her wings to get in Heaven!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Whoa, it's been a while...

I had no clue it's been 11 days since my last post! I guess I've just been so busy with work, stationery orders, & parties that I've neglected our family blog. I do apologize to all of our faithful readers out there!

So, to recap what we've been up to...

Yesterday we went to a wedding and two receptions in the Jackson area. One of Russell's best friends from high school, Justin Hall, married Jamie Monsour in Raymond. We then attended their reception in Ridgeland.

Later that night we went to a wedding reception at Lake Caroline in Madison in honor of Kerri Nance & Curtis Utroska. Actually they were married a couple of weeks ago on the beach and I was unable to go. Kerri's parents hosted a party at home in there honor. Russell and I were glad we finally got to celebrate with them.

We also got to see our good friends, Emily & Adam Brooks. Emily is due with her second baby soon. I loved hanging out with some of my sorority sisters that I don't get to see often enough.

Best Wishes Kerri & Curtis!


Emily, Kerri, and Myself


Russell, Me, Kerri, Curtis, Emily (w/ baby "B"), & Adam


We had our Holiday Home Party in Olive Branch this week and have been busy filling Christmas orders galore! I apologize if I've been a bad friend and have not returned phone calls (um, sorry Meg). We've also added several acrylic gifts to the blog. Order your Christmas cards through Wednesday, Halloween Day for your 15% discount!

Pictures from our recent Holiday Home Party

16 oz. Travel Tumbler; Pencil Holder; 15 oz. Sports Bottle-
All from Address to Impress



Last Saturday we had Jeremy, Elizabeth, Brett, March, Brittany, Gates, & Reid over to watch the Dawgs on GamePlan. Unfortunately, it was a big waste of $20 (due to the Dawgs' loss). We did, however, get to see a Halloween costume that was worth every penny.


Brittany brought her Halloween costume over to model for us

Do you see that cute wink in the second picture? If any of you know me very well, I'm a big winker. In college it use to get me in trouble because I would unconsciously wink at everyone. Sometimes they would think I was flirting with them because of this. Brittany picked up on my winks and decided to start winking back at me on her own for the camera! It was too funny.


We all agreed that Brittany definitely looks best as a natural blonde


We'll try to forgive Brett & March for dressing Brittany & Gates in all of that 'Bama garb


Couldn't resist a picture of Reid (in front) and Bailey begging to join in on all of the action. Don't these girls look like sisters?

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Warning: Man in Charge


When Russell got home, Bailey had cabin fever and was bouncing off of the walls to play. Unfortunately they couldn't go outside to play due to the thunderstorm we were having. Instead, Russell decided to clean the Jeep & the garage with the shop vac and let Bailey chase him around to wear some of her energy out.

Hmm, entertain Bailey while I finish dinner? I thought this was a great idea!

In the meantime, I look out the window to find this...


Bailey re-energizing herelf for the night!

Apparently the story goes like this... one of the cans fell over and got Bailey's attention... she decides to "fetch" the beer and carry it around until her teeth punch a hole through the can... then the can spews everywhere and Bailey drinks it all. Wait, I thought that beer was an aquired taste. Oh well, one more way for she and Russell to bond!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Southern Dialects, Accents, Regionalisms = Redneck?

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The South
 

That's a Southern accent you've got there. You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't have it, but whatever the case, we can hear it.

The Midland
 
The Northeast
 
The Inland North
 
Philadelphia
 
The West
 
Boston
 
North Central
 
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz


So, I saw this on another blog and found it oddly ironic to what I've been thinking about a lot lately. I felt I would share with you why I immediately jumped on taking this test... while on business a few weeks ago, my employer (the president of the company) discussed a potential job opportunity with me. It's a job in sales in which I would be calling on major retail accounts all over the United States. I won't go into details, but it sounds like my dream job!

In the meantime, he has challenged me in two ways- 1) to reduce my regional dialect & to learn to "style shift" (turn the accent on & off depending on which territory I'm selling to) and 2) to be less "folksy" (humorous, down-to-earth, neighborly, naive, fun-loving). He suggested that I improve my oral communication skills through Regional Dialect Reduction classes. For those of you who are a little confused, he basically wants me to lose my Southern accent and appear more sophisticated and restrained, more professional. I've done a little research on this training and I have found a handful of ladies that teach Dialect Modification in the Memphis area. I'm just wondering, do you know anyone who has ever taken these classes for their profession? Please leave a comment in the box... even if it's just to show support for this Mississippi Redneck!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Buddies and Bullies


Russell and I were in charge of the tailgate food & decorations for the MSU/Tennessee game this weekend. Both the chili recipe (see recipe below for you, Claire) and painted pumpkins with Bully & Go State! were a big hit. Several people were trying to steal them for their own Halloween decorations (yep, Mary, I'm referring to you)! If you're interested in having your own pumpkins (hmm... Mary, Amy, etc.) or something else painted for you, contact me through Address to Impress.

We started the weekend off by eating at Doe's on Friday night with Russell's Kappa Alpha 5th Quarter tailgating crew. On Saturday, we had a great time hanging out and tailgating with many others including... Truitt, Jason & Jade, Sara R., Stacey, Gracie & Bailey, and Sara Beth to name a few. Even though we didn't win the game, you would have never known it based on the crowd out partying in Starkville. I'm still so proud of myself for staying out until 2am both nights (something to be proud of, huh?). Needless to say, I paid for it at the gym yesterday morning and poor Russell is still trying to catch up on lost sleep. He had to turn in to bed before 10pm last night. I hope each of you had just as eventful weekends!

Easy Chili
1 and 1/2 lb. ground beef
1/4 onion chopped
1/2 bell pepper
Brown above ingredients together

1 pkg. chili seasoning mix
1 can Rotelle (regular)
1 can chopped tomatoes
1 can tomato sauce (regular size)
1 can pinto or kidney beans
Mix all together + add beef mixture
Simmer for 45 minutes to 1 hour

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Bailey's Back at Home

It was a lonely couple of days without our Bailey Girl around the house. However, I worried over nothing! I went to pick her up from the family vet in Holly Springs yesterday, concerned that she would be groggy from the anesthesia and mad at me for leaving her there. But what do you know if she doesn't come running out full force with that tail wagging! She hasn't been a bit phased by her "female surgery." We tried to take it easy all day yesterday but she's back to her normal self today...

Fetching tree limbs...
...and chasing our shadows

Russell called me the other day while traveling back from court in Nashville to say that he found a great dog bed for Bailey for $30 at Gander Mtn. Obviously, Bailey's Daddy doesn't read our blog or else he would know that we were giving her another monogrammed LL Bean dog bed to match our bedroom for Christmas. Anyway, he described it as being large, machine washable, and tan to go with our bedroom decor. I was skeptical of just how great it was for only $30 but I reluctantly gave in. I said, "I trust you, just use your good judgement."

When I finally saw the purchase in person, I almost laughed. Wait, I did laugh! I knew it was half the size of her current bed. Not to mention that I about died when I smelled the cedar chips. Who wants their house to smell like cedar? Russell said "what? cedar smells good." Yeah, if you are still in college and you're trying to cover the smell of stale beer.

So, I was telling my good friend Meg about this funny story on my way to pick Bailey up yesterday and she said "Just wait, I bet Bailey likes Russell's $30 cedar sack better than your $100+ egg crate." Well, what do you know? Bailey tried out her Daddy's new bed last night and seemed to like it fine.

Today, however, I've caught her on it five different times (see picture below).
Here she is loving her Daddy's purchase

Bailey might have just lost herself a Christmas present and bought herself a ticket to sleep outside with the cedar sack.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Sweet Savings!

My Address to Impress business partner, Jennifer Springer (see picture below), and I have been incredibly busy this month. Everyone keeps asking me about a website and to be honest, we have one but it's under construction. Until then, check out our blog where I've posted new holiday designs along with some sweet savings.

Jennifer Springer and Hillary Jordan,
Address to Impress LLC

Monday, October 8, 2007

Out of town, A to I, Bailey's surgery, & the list goes on...


Click on the Merry Mod design to enlarge it so you can read it.

If you assumed that I've been busy since I haven't posted in a while, you are correct. I was out of town last week on business for the High Point Furniture Market in North Carolina and Address to Impress has been swamped with invitation orders and preparing for our upcoming party and the holidays. We've got so many cute Christmas Card designs we're working on. I'm going to try and post them on the blog soon.

In the meantime, our Bailey Girl is at the vet for surgery until tomorrow. I'm just lost without her. It really feels lonely as I work here at the house. We dropped her off last night to be "fixed." Don't worry, I'm planning on spoiling her all week!

Russell and I are in charge of the tailgate food & decorations for the MSU/Tennessee game this weekend. My pumpkins are painted with Bully & Go State! I'll try to take some pictures to share.